Yeahh Baby



"Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed."
Me giving my friend relationship device. (via
dafunnyposts)

(via fifth-perfection-harmony)

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

@ladygaga: Haven’t even glued my other eyelash on and lookie what what the cat dragged in

scantilycladdad:

TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school

(Source: cooldude10000million, via pizza)

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”
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